Whether celebrating a major coup or just having lunch at your desk it is important to know which champagne spray is appropriate for the occasion.

Moet et Chandon Brut Sec
A fine mist for the first few seconds, but like an old ram it is short lived. An honest choice. Perfect for parties with employees.
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Ruinart
With a squirt lasting 6 seconds and a moderate price tag [€40-50], Ruinart is an excellent choice for a quiet night in front of the telly.
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Mumm
Perfect for celebrating with rivals. The price tag speaks volumes while the spray leaves a sticky residue that is an effective irritant.
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Tattinger
A light shard in a bottle, anxious to be released. A visual delight that will impress even the most cynical of champagne sprayers
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Moet et Chandon Dom Perignon
The star for every occasion. The cork alone can kill an intern at 50 yards. If handled properly it produces the perfect jet stream lasting 8 – 9 seconds
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