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Answer the following 10 questions and find out.
1.When you park your car, you
Compliment your driver.
Get a new one.
Don't bother to lock it because no one's going steal it.
2. What is the most likely place for you to get lost?
On your way home.
On your jet.
In one of your bathrooms.
3. Why have you never bought a navigation system?
Your chauffeur knows his way.
You have nowhere to go.
It doesn't work on your yacht.
4. If you arrive late for a meeting
You apologise sincerely.
Others apologise sincerely.
Everyone stops breathing until you arrive.
5. When you visit your shrink do you
Have some useful tips on life for him.
Cry for a full hour.
Have your personal assistant go instead.
6. When someone asks for your signature, do you
Tell them that you don't do autographs.
Get your scribe to sign it for you.
Make sure they're not a debt collector first.
7. If your life was a kung fu movie, what would the title be?
The house of the Rising Golden Balls
The Last Monkey
Young Flying Hero
8. You want to buy a new suit
The police cordon off Savile Row for you.
You send your stand-in double for measurements.
You buy one off the rack and pray no one realizes.
9. When someone says "Divine intervention"
You think you could do with some.
You think they are talking about you.
You know they are talking about you.
10. You are changing your job
Your department organises a drink in the staff kitchen for you.
Your boss packs your boxes for you.
Your old company declares a day of mourning.
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